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I HAVE A UTI & Other Poems - Mariana Chajon Oliveros

I HAVE A UTI

by Mariana Chajon Oliveros


running desperately to a washroom only to find

a phone number on the wall

i hope no one has called

my name, it feels like i’ve spent

a lifetime just waiting for this feeling to go away


was it because i opened my mouth and eyes wide while we were having sex?



am i being punished for my anti-feminist, performative act?

can i not pretend i’m someone else on my bed?

can i not pretend i’m someone else in this stall?




VAGINAL RING

by Mariana Chajon Oliveros


ALMIGHTY SALVATION FROM THE TREMORS OF INCERTITUDE!


LET MY FINGERS SPEAK TO MYSELF,

SERIOUSLY; CLINICALLY; PRAGMATICALLY!


LET YOUR SOCKETS SPOUT IN ME YOUR LIFE-SAVING JUICES!


AND SHARE YOUR CHAMBERS WITH THE SHAPES I SO DELIGHT ON!


STAY WITH ME FOREVER! OR THREE WEEKS!


WHICHEVER, IT WILL BE

MY UTMOST PLEASURE

TO FEEL YOU BENEATH MY SKIN!




YEAST INFECTION

by Mariana Chajon Oliveros


Does it really offend you that much?


When I ask you to brush your teeth


Now I know there’s thirty-three different ways to sit uncomfortably.


and only my silence, my cranberry juice, and my loose-fitting cotton pants and underwear to console me


You expect me to thank you

For going down on me

Even if it harms me.




PREGNANCY TEST STRIP

by Mariana Chajon Oliveros


Piss inside a half-broken glass cup you used to sip from before you stopped


Face awkwardly close to a piece of paper that will—— how to be a parent? how to

restart birth control after an

abortion? How to cover

something up before

throwing it in the trash?


And how to look at it…


And how to look at you…





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